Sunday, November 16, 2003
Dear avid readers of ADVENTURES IN FISTING,
I apologize for infrequently updating this resource for peace, love, and gossip. I am guilty of Blog-malice and, for that, I am sorry. Many influences have contributed to my delinquency. Namely.....
1) School Work
2) Personal Gratification
3) Laziness
4) The Chicago Bears
5) Civil War photographer Matthew Brady
6) a sore throat
7) general flu-like malaise
8) the resurrection of Jesus
9) Sylvia Saint
10) The Chicago Bears
In closing, I am loser in all the worst ways. I am not funny and extremely self-loathing. I wish I could find the capacity to love in my hollow and black heart. I am a wasteful being.
The old DarkSideOfThePoon will be back soon.
I apologize for infrequently updating this resource for peace, love, and gossip. I am guilty of Blog-malice and, for that, I am sorry. Many influences have contributed to my delinquency. Namely.....
1) School Work
2) Personal Gratification
3) Laziness
4) The Chicago Bears
5) Civil War photographer Matthew Brady
6) a sore throat
7) general flu-like malaise
8) the resurrection of Jesus
9) Sylvia Saint
10) The Chicago Bears
In closing, I am loser in all the worst ways. I am not funny and extremely self-loathing. I wish I could find the capacity to love in my hollow and black heart. I am a wasteful being.
The old DarkSideOfThePoon will be back soon.
This is what a college humor article looks like
http://www.troho.com/issues/2003-11-11/intercourse.html
http://www.troho.com/issues/2003-11-11/intercourse.html
Monday, November 03, 2003
College is like genital warts. Once you touch it, you get turned on.
ok, im good now.
wait its back to normal.
life is changed.
I have decided to change my life.
